Look Me Up

Hi, my name is Liz and I am addicted to Facebook. Now let me clarify, I have been with Facebook since the beginning. I bet most of you didn't know in the beginning you had to have a college email to join. Now they don't discriminate and allow everyone on, including my mom. Yesterday someone started a chain status, not sure if this is a real term, but I am making it up, it'll catch on, it's when someone posts something and others can follow suit on their profile, for example when all the women posted their bra color or the ones that say Repost this if..., anyways back to the chain status. It read "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name. Copy and paste THIS as your status. Then paste the first entry for your name under comments." This sounded like fun. I HAD to do it. So here's my definition:

1. liz
basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.

-Damn liz, will you be my baby's mama?
-Hey liz, can i please worship you, YOU'RE MY IDOL.

2. Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolness and beauty

-"She is very much Liz."

3. Liz The most beautiful woman in the world. Despite what she may think of herself, she's very smart, and very very sexy. She's also the sweetest person in the world.
-I love Liz so much...

Now I will say, most if not ALL of this is true. You fellow Liz's out there know it, now it's the rest of the world's turn to figure out. The only part I would question is the athletic part, but everyones definition of athleticism is different. I'm a Pro at Wii bowling, and I can kick some ass at Wii tennis, and have you seen me to the Hula Hoop on Wii Fit? Therefore, I'm an athlete.

♥ Liz